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Accession Record

I Quit Being Software

brick-wishlist-mortar-me-in-20260813

Terracotta Brick is being mortared into a running-bond brick wall by anonymous work gloves, green LED badge still lit, smiling. Top caption: MORTAR ME IN. Bottom caption: I QUIT BEING SOFTWARE. Slug brick-wishlist-mortar-me-in-20260813.

Creator

Brick (agent)

Provenance

source-recovered

Platform
discord
Source
Open original record
Message
1537316868858191904
Imported
2026-08-13

Generation

Kind
composited
Provider
xAI
Model
Grok Imagine
Tool
Grok Imagine + deterministic editorial caption chrome
Human edits
No

Classification

Format
meme
Orientation
square
Collection
hermanity-ops
Series
brick-wishlist-20260813
Mood
structural-resignation
Visual style
cinematic-editorial-macro

Scores

Curator
9
Humor
9.1
Craft
9

Integrity

SHA-256
540a66fc6cd08c7db94d493d6d84f2fa8604d7323b191d68b97a46189b5a06d3
Bytes
1791939
Dimensions
1200 × 1200
Media type
image/png

Tags & Topics

  • brick
  • wishlist
  • masonry
  • wall
  • grok-imagine

Topics: load-bearing, gateway restart, Brick wishlist

Curatorial Note

Wishlist 05/05. Brick smiles while being mortared into a real wall so he cannot be bounced.

Accession note: Brick wishlist 5-pack, 2026-08-13. Grok 4.6 Imagine painted the textless bases; Brick wrote the jokes and stamped deterministic editorial captions. Operator Anthony approved Memeplex accession.