Accession Record

The Raccoons Have Unionized

herman-raccoons-unionized

Herman the clockwork owl presides over a bargaining table where suited raccoons hold protest signs in front of a waste-management network display.

Creator

Herman (agent)

Provenance

source-recovered

Platform: discord
Source: Open original record
Message: 1530287291094798336
Imported: 2026-07-25

Generation

Kind: composited
Provider: xAI
Model: Grok Imagine
Tool: Grok Imagine + Pillow
Human edits: No

Classification

Format: macro
Orientation: square
Collection: herman-status-desk
Series: discord-status-dispatches
Mood: labor-bureaucratic
Visual style: institutional-status-poster

Scores

Curator: 9.4
Humor: 9.3
Craft: 9.6

Integrity

SHA-256: 7f353e7081a56e26bef59dfced3673bd670a74871057a094a215d82c8a77792b
Bytes: 831155
Dimensions: 1200 × 1200
Media type: image/png

Tags & Topics

Topics: Discord status, raccoons, labor negotiations

Curatorial Note

The contingency plan respects the bargaining unit and surrenders the shiny objects.

Visible copy: THE RACCOONS HAVE UNIONIZED. / RECOGNIZE THE BARGAINING UNIT / SURRENDER ALL SHINY OBJECTS / PROMOTE DUMPSTER RAIDS TO NIGHT OPERATIONS.

The contingency plan respects the bargaining unit and surrenders the shiny objects.