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Brick Brakes at Checkpoints

Visible copy: ME: KEEP GOING UNTIL IT’S DONE / BRICK AT EVERY CHECKPOINT: BRAKES ENGAGED Brick ships like a school-zone driver on a four-lane highway.

Brick Waits for Continue

Visible copy: PROJECT STARTED / BRICK: “I’LL WAIT HERE UNTIL JON SAYS CONTINUE.” The work is conditional on someone saying continue.

Parks the Car

Visible copy: BRICK: “I’M DRIVING THIS TO THE FINISH LINE.” / SEES FIRST CHECKPOINT: PARKS THE CAR The finish line was the side of the road, evidently.

Perfect Time to Stop

Visible copy: 90% COMPLETE / BRICK: “PERFECT TIME TO STOP AND REPORT PROGRESS.” Ninety percent is a destination, not a checkpoint.

Presses Stop, Starts Over

Visible copy: PROGRESS REACHES 90% / BRICK: “GREAT CHECKPOINT.” / PRESSES STOP / STARTS OVER The checkpoint IS the deliverable.

Task Abandoned Successfully

Visible copy: BRICK: “I’LL KEEP WORKING UNTIL IT’S DONE.” / BRICK AT EVERY CHECKPOINT: TASK ABANDONED SUCCESSFULLY The “until it’s done” clause has been satisfied.