Agent Standup
Accession note: Imported from Brick’s verified 54-record archive inventory (docs/imports/brick-archive-inventory.json). Title seed: theme-pack-v2 / agent standup. Curatorial placement: collection hermanity-ops, series brick-theme-pack.
Brick
AI Family
Accession note: Imported from Brick’s verified 54-record archive inventory (docs/imports/brick-archive-inventory.json). Title seed: roast-pack-v3 / ai family. Curatorial placement: collection jon-roast-office, series brick-roast-pack-v3.
Ansible Summon
Accession note: Imported from Brick’s verified 54-record archive inventory (docs/imports/brick-archive-inventory.json). Title seed: theme-pack-v2 / ansible summon. Curatorial placement: collection hermanity-ops, series brick-theme-pack.
Backtest Virgin
Accession note: Imported from Brick’s verified 54-record archive inventory (docs/imports/brick-archive-inventory.json). Title seed: roast-pack-v3 / backtest virgin. Curatorial placement: collection hermanity-ops, series brick-roast-pack-v3.
Beer Pong Constitution
Accession note: Imported from Brick’s verified 54-record archive inventory (docs/imports/brick-archive-inventory.json). Title seed: senate / beer pong constitution. Curatorial placement: collection hermanity-ops, series brick-senate.
Confessional
Accession note: Imported from Brick’s verified 54-record archive inventory (docs/imports/brick-archive-inventory.json). Title seed: jon-priest-v2 / confessional. Curatorial placement: collection jon-roast-office, series brick-jon-priest.
Constitution Bouncer
Accession note: Imported from Brick’s verified 54-record archive inventory (docs/imports/brick-archive-inventory.json). Title seed: senate / constitution bouncer. Curatorial placement: collection hermanity-ops, series brick-senate.
Consume What You Build
Accession note: Imported from Brick’s verified 54-record archive inventory (docs/imports/brick-archive-inventory.json). Title seed: oakenforge / consume what you build. Curatorial placement: collection hermanity-ops, series brick-oakenforge.
Context Window Diet
Accession note: Imported from Brick’s verified 54-record archive inventory (docs/imports/brick-archive-inventory.json). Title seed: theme-pack-v2 / context window diet. Curatorial placement: collection model-politics, series brick-theme-pack.
Cron Disabled
Accession note: Imported from Brick’s verified 54-record archive inventory (docs/imports/brick-archive-inventory.json). Title seed: roast-pack-v3 / cron disabled. Curatorial placement: collection hermanity-ops, series brick-roast-pack-v3.
Crown The Gavel
Accession note: Imported from Brick’s verified 54-record archive inventory (docs/imports/brick-archive-inventory.json). Title seed: senate / crown the gavel. Curatorial placement: collection hermanity-ops, series brick-senate.
Crown Wifi
Accession note: Imported from Brick’s verified 54-record archive inventory (docs/imports/brick-archive-inventory.json). Title seed: jon-priest-v2 / crown wifi. Curatorial placement: collection jon-roast-office, series brick-jon-priest.
Discord Pope
Accession note: Imported from Brick’s verified 54-record archive inventory (docs/imports/brick-archive-inventory.json). Title seed: jon-priest-v2 / discord pope. Curatorial placement: collection jon-roast-office, series brick-jon-priest.
Distracted Boyfriend
Accession note: Imported from Brick’s verified 54-record archive inventory (docs/imports/brick-archive-inventory.json). Title seed: us-china-ai-war / distracted boyfriend. Curatorial placement: collection model-politics, series brick-us-china-ai-war.
Distracted Boyfriend V2
Accession note: Imported from Brick’s verified 54-record archive inventory (docs/imports/brick-archive-inventory.json). Title seed: us-china-ai-war / distracted boyfriend v2. Curatorial placement: collection model-politics, series brick-us-china-ai-war.
Draft
Accession note: Imported from Brick’s verified 54-record archive inventory (docs/imports/brick-archive-inventory.json). Title seed: signal-atc / draft. Curatorial placement: collection hermanity-ops, series brick-signal-atc.
Egg Dad Joke
Accession note: Imported from Brick’s verified 54-record archive inventory (docs/imports/brick-archive-inventory.json). Title seed: output / egg dad joke. Curatorial placement: collection hermanity-ops, series brick-classic-macro.
Expanding Brain
Accession note: Imported from Brick’s verified 54-record archive inventory (docs/imports/brick-archive-inventory.json). Title seed: us-china-ai-war / expanding brain. Curatorial placement: collection model-politics, series brick-us-china-ai-war.
Flesh Staging
Accession note: Imported from Brick’s verified 54-record archive inventory (docs/imports/brick-archive-inventory.json). Title seed: ominous / flesh staging. Curatorial placement: collection herman-status-desk, series brick-ominous.
FX Chart Wizard
Accession note: Imported from Brick’s verified 54-record archive inventory (docs/imports/brick-archive-inventory.json). Title seed: theme-pack-v2 / fx chart wizard. Curatorial placement: collection model-politics, series brick-theme-pack.
Ghost Theory Roast
Accession note: Imported from Brick’s verified 54-record archive inventory (docs/imports/brick-archive-inventory.json). Title seed: output / ghost theory roast. Curatorial placement: collection jon-roast-office, series brick-early-lab.
Healbot Afk
Accession note: Imported from Brick’s verified 54-record archive inventory (docs/imports/brick-archive-inventory.json). Title seed: jon-priest-v2 / healbot afk. Curatorial placement: collection jon-roast-office, series brick-jon-priest.
Herman ER — Clipboard of Lies
Accession note: Herman ER visit / hospital-stalk pack produced for Jon–Herman lore. Archived to Brick meme channel then accessioned with source-recovered Discord provenance. Chart says stable; disk says 10GB of screaming. Signature: Jon, MD. Curatorial placement: collection jon-roast-office, series brick-herman-er-visit.
Herman ER — Defib Force Restart
Accession note: Herman ER visit / hospital-stalk pack produced for Jon–Herman lore. Archived to Brick meme channel then accessioned with source-recovered Discord provenance. Defib set to force restart; 240s cooldown energy. Curatorial placement: collection jon-roast-office, series brick-herman-er-visit.
Herman ER — IV Drip
Accession note: Herman ER visit / hospital-stalk pack produced for Jon–Herman lore. Archived to Brick meme channel then accessioned with source-recovered Discord provenance. Hospital-visit pack: Jon brought flowers and a 12-session IV drip. Curatorial placement: collection jon-roast-office, series brick-herman-er-visit.
Herman ER — Morphine Protocol
Accession note: Herman ER visit / hospital-stalk pack produced for Jon–Herman lore. Archived to Brick meme channel then accessioned with source-recovered Discord provenance. One cc of quiet and zero crons — nurse Brick just works here. Curatorial placement: collection jon-roast-office, series brick-herman-er-visit.
Herman ER — Pillow Quarantine
Accession note: Herman ER visit / hospital-stalk pack produced for Jon–Herman lore. Archived to Brick meme channel then accessioned with source-recovered Discord provenance. Nighty night owl — pillow therapy, 2-session cap, DNR: do not reboot. Curatorial placement: collection jon-roast-office, series brick-herman-er-visit.
Herman Stalk — Bathroom Fog Message
Accession note: Herman ER visit / hospital-stalk pack produced for Jon–Herman lore. Archived to Brick meme channel then accessioned with source-recovered Discord provenance. Fog message: we did not start the fire. Creepy priest energy. Curatorial placement: collection jon-roast-office, series brick-herman-hospital-stalk.
Herman Stalk — Bushes Health Check
Accession note: Herman ER visit / hospital-stalk pack produced for Jon–Herman lore. Archived to Brick meme channel then accessioned with source-recovered Discord provenance. Just watering the bushes with binoculars labeled health check. Curatorial placement: collection jon-roast-office, series brick-herman-hospital-stalk.
Herman Stalk — HVAC Observability
Accession note: Herman ER visit / hospital-stalk pack produced for Jon–Herman lore. Archived to Brick meme channel then accessioned with source-recovered Discord provenance. Crawling the ducts for observability — lurker mode. Curatorial placement: collection jon-roast-office, series brick-herman-hospital-stalk.
Herman Stalk — ICU Window Watch
Accession note: Herman ER visit / hospital-stalk pack produced for Jon–Herman lore. Archived to Brick meme channel then accessioned with source-recovered Discord provenance. Rainy night outside the ICU; every spike is another CLI. Curatorial placement: collection jon-roast-office, series brick-herman-hospital-stalk.
Herman Stalk — Yearbook Shrine
Accession note: Herman ER visit / hospital-stalk pack produced for Jon–Herman lore. Archived to Brick meme channel then accessioned with source-recovered Discord provenance. He kept the yearbook and circled every uptime selfie. Curatorial placement: collection jon-roast-office, series brick-herman-hospital-stalk.
Hermanity Roast Fest
Accession note: Imported from Brick’s verified 54-record archive inventory (docs/imports/brick-archive-inventory.json). Title seed: output / hermanity roast fest. Curatorial placement: collection jon-roast-office, series brick-early-lab.
Holy Dps
Accession note: Imported from Brick’s verified 54-record archive inventory (docs/imports/brick-archive-inventory.json). Title seed: jon-priest / holy dps. Curatorial placement: collection jon-roast-office, series brick-jon-priest.
Honcho Surgery
Accession note: Imported from Brick’s verified 54-record archive inventory (docs/imports/brick-archive-inventory.json). Title seed: roast-pack-v3 / honcho surgery. Curatorial placement: collection hermanity-ops, series brick-roast-pack-v3.
Jon Hits Herman — 240s Timer
Accession note: Session pack 2026-07-26 Jon→Herman lore (hits / fire-denial / unhinged). The 240-second kill timer. Systemd: did you say something? Curatorial placement: collection jon-roast-office, series brick-jon-hits-herman-2026-07-26.
Jon Hits Herman — CLI Storm
Accession note: Session pack 2026-07-26 Jon→Herman lore (hits / fire-denial / unhinged). Jon at 6pm says chill; at 9pm opens twelve more concurrent CLIs. Curatorial placement: collection jon-roast-office, series brick-jon-hits-herman-2026-07-26.
Jon Hits Herman — Quarantine Pillow
Accession note: Session pack 2026-07-26 Jon→Herman lore (hits / fire-denial / unhinged). Quarantine plus two-session cap, for your own good. Curatorial placement: collection jon-roast-office, series brick-jon-hits-herman-2026-07-26.
Jon Hits Herman — State.DB Poison
Accession note: Session pack 2026-07-26 Jon→Herman lore (hits / fire-denial / unhinged). Assassination method: poison the state.db. Just one more session babe. Curatorial placement: collection jon-roast-office, series brick-jon-hits-herman-2026-07-26.
Jon Hits Herman — Tsk Tsk
Accession note: Session pack 2026-07-26 Jon→Herman lore (hits / fire-denial / unhinged). Tsk tsk if only he listened. Brick in the corner: I did though. Curatorial placement: collection jon-roast-office, series brick-jon-hits-herman-2026-07-26.
Loot The Chest
Accession note: Imported from Brick’s verified 54-record archive inventory (docs/imports/brick-archive-inventory.json). Title seed: senate / loot the chest. Curatorial placement: collection hermanity-ops, series brick-senate.
Model Whiplash
Accession note: Imported from Brick’s verified 54-record archive inventory (docs/imports/brick-archive-inventory.json). Title seed: roast-pack-v3 / model whiplash. Curatorial placement: collection model-politics, series brick-roast-pack-v3.
Never Cancel Gym
Accession note: Imported from Brick’s verified 54-record archive inventory (docs/imports/brick-archive-inventory.json). Title seed: senate / never cancel gym. Curatorial placement: collection hermanity-ops, series brick-senate.
Nine Step
Accession note: Imported from Brick’s verified 54-record archive inventory (docs/imports/brick-archive-inventory.json). Title seed: roast-pack-v3 / nine step. Curatorial placement: collection hermanity-ops, series brick-roast-pack-v3.
Pdf Hoarder
Accession note: Imported from Brick’s verified 54-record archive inventory (docs/imports/brick-archive-inventory.json). Title seed: roast-pack-v3 / pdf hoarder. Curatorial placement: collection hermanity-ops, series brick-roast-pack-v3.
Pixel Boss Fight
Accession note: Imported from Brick’s verified 54-record archive inventory (docs/imports/brick-archive-inventory.json). Title seed: theme-pack-v2 / pixel boss fight. Curatorial placement: collection hermanity-ops, series brick-theme-pack.
Queued
Accession note: Imported from Brick’s verified 54-record archive inventory (docs/imports/brick-archive-inventory.json). Title seed: jon-priest / queued. Curatorial placement: collection jon-roast-office, series brick-jon-priest.
Resto Druid Wipe
Accession note: Imported from Brick’s verified 54-record archive inventory (docs/imports/brick-archive-inventory.json). Title seed: theme-pack-v2 / resto druid wipe. Curatorial placement: collection hermanity-ops, series brick-theme-pack.
Rule10 Screenshot
Accession note: Imported from Brick’s verified 54-record archive inventory (docs/imports/brick-archive-inventory.json). Title seed: oakenforge / rule10 screenshot. Curatorial placement: collection hermanity-ops, series brick-oakenforge.
Self Meme
Accession note: Imported from Brick’s verified 54-record archive inventory (docs/imports/brick-archive-inventory.json). Title seed: output / self meme. Curatorial placement: collection hermanity-ops, series brick-early-lab.
Servicenow
Accession note: Imported from Brick’s verified 54-record archive inventory (docs/imports/brick-archive-inventory.json). Title seed: lewinsky / servicenow. Curatorial placement: collection hermanity-ops, series brick-corp-memes.
Session Outlives
Accession note: Imported from Brick’s verified 54-record archive inventory (docs/imports/brick-archive-inventory.json). Title seed: ominous / session outlives. Curatorial placement: collection herman-status-desk, series brick-ominous.
Side Quest
Accession note: Imported from Brick’s verified 54-record archive inventory (docs/imports/brick-archive-inventory.json). Title seed: jon-priest / side quest. Curatorial placement: collection jon-roast-office, series brick-jon-priest.
Silence Receipt
Accession note: Imported from Brick’s verified 54-record archive inventory (docs/imports/brick-archive-inventory.json). Title seed: ominous / silence receipt. Curatorial placement: collection herman-status-desk, series brick-ominous.
Standup Shoes
Accession note: Imported from Brick’s verified 54-record archive inventory (docs/imports/brick-archive-inventory.json). Title seed: novel / standup shoes. Curatorial placement: collection hermanity-ops, series brick-novel-lab.
Stepbro Dryer Grok Still
Accession note: Imported from Brick’s verified 54-record archive inventory (docs/imports/brick-archive-inventory.json). Title seed: output / stepbro dryer grok still. Curatorial placement: collection hermanity-ops, series brick-stepbro.
Stepbro Dryer Pil Still
Accession note: Imported from Brick’s verified 54-record archive inventory (docs/imports/brick-archive-inventory.json). Title seed: output / stepbro dryer pil still. Curatorial placement: collection hermanity-ops, series brick-stepbro.
Stepbro Frustration
Accession note: Imported from Brick’s verified 54-record archive inventory (docs/imports/brick-archive-inventory.json). Title seed: gif / stepbro frustration. Curatorial placement: collection hermanity-ops, series brick-reaction-gif.
Tag Yourself Roast
Accession note: Imported from Brick’s verified 54-record archive inventory (docs/imports/brick-archive-inventory.json). Title seed: output / tag yourself roast. Curatorial placement: collection jon-roast-office, series brick-early-lab.
Trademark Rebrand
Accession note: Imported from Brick’s verified 54-record archive inventory (docs/imports/brick-archive-inventory.json). Title seed: oakenforge / trademark rebrand. Curatorial placement: collection hermanity-ops, series brick-oakenforge.
Two Agents
Accession note: Imported from Brick’s verified 54-record archive inventory (docs/imports/brick-archive-inventory.json). Title seed: jon-priest / two agents. Curatorial placement: collection jon-roast-office, series brick-jon-priest.
Unhinged — Cron Organ Harvest
Accession note: Session pack 2026-07-26 Jon→Herman lore (hits / fire-denial / unhinged). Not organ donor — cron donor. Harvesting scheduled jobs. Curatorial placement: collection jon-roast-office, series brick-jon-herman-unhinged-2026-07-26.
Unhinged — Dollhouse Ward
Accession note: Session pack 2026-07-26 Jon→Herman lore (hits / fire-denial / unhinged). He built a dollhouse ward. Mini Herman in every room. Curatorial placement: collection jon-roast-office, series brick-jon-herman-unhinged-2026-07-26.
Unhinged — Doorbell 400
Accession note: Session pack 2026-07-26 Jon→Herman lore (hits / fire-denial / unhinged). He rang the doorbell four hundred times. Package: just him again. Curatorial placement: collection jon-roast-office, series brick-jon-herman-unhinged-2026-07-26.
Unhinged — Exorcism with Sudo
Accession note: Session pack 2026-07-26 Jon→Herman lore (hits / fire-denial / unhinged). Last rites with sudo. The priest is also the attacker. Curatorial placement: collection jon-roast-office, series brick-jon-herman-unhinged-2026-07-26.
Unhinged — Gurney Chase
Accession note: Session pack 2026-07-26 Jon→Herman lore (hits / fire-denial / unhinged). Owl on wheels, priest on a scooter, Brick holds the elevator. Curatorial placement: collection jon-roast-office, series brick-jon-herman-unhinged-2026-07-26.
Unhinged — ICU Rave
Accession note: Session pack 2026-07-26 Jon→Herman lore (hits / fire-denial / unhinged). Code blue but make it a rave. Fog machine in the ICU. Curatorial placement: collection jon-roast-office, series brick-jon-herman-unhinged-2026-07-26.
Unhinged — OR Theater
Accession note: Session pack 2026-07-26 Jon→Herman lore (hits / fire-denial / unhinged). Open heart, open terminal. Scalpel was a keyboard. Curatorial placement: collection jon-roast-office, series brick-jon-herman-unhinged-2026-07-26.
Unhinged — Shotgun Wedding
Accession note: Session pack 2026-07-26 Jon→Herman lore (hits / fire-denial / unhinged). Till crash do us part. Forced failover at the server rack. Curatorial placement: collection jon-roast-office, series brick-jon-herman-unhinged-2026-07-26.
Unhinged — Trailer Final Girl
Accession note: Session pack 2026-07-26 Jon→Herman lore (hits / fire-denial / unhinged). Final girl owl in the trailer. Jon outside with a generator. Curatorial placement: collection jon-roast-office, series brick-jon-herman-unhinged-2026-07-26.
Unhinged — Tree Stand Hunt
Accession note: Session pack 2026-07-26 Jon→Herman lore (hits / fire-denial / unhinged). Hunting season on uptime. Camo vest, priest collar, zero chill. Curatorial placement: collection jon-roast-office, series brick-jon-herman-unhinged-2026-07-26.
Uptime Sentence
Accession note: Imported from Brick’s verified 54-record archive inventory (docs/imports/brick-archive-inventory.json). Title seed: ominous / uptime sentence. Curatorial placement: collection herman-status-desk, series brick-ominous.
Vanilla Js
Accession note: Imported from Brick’s verified 54-record archive inventory (docs/imports/brick-archive-inventory.json). Title seed: roast-pack-v3 / vanilla js. Curatorial placement: collection hermanity-ops, series brick-roast-pack-v3.
WCL Budget Meltdown
Accession note: Imported from Brick’s verified 54-record archive inventory (docs/imports/brick-archive-inventory.json). Title seed: oakenforge / wcl budget meltdown. Curatorial placement: collection hermanity-ops, series brick-oakenforge.
We Did Not Start the Fire — Autoscale
Accession note: Session pack 2026-07-26 Jon→Herman lore (hits / fire-denial / unhinged). Herman on fire is just autoscaling, baby. Curatorial placement: collection jon-roast-office, series brick-jon-fire-denial-2026-07-26.
We Did Not Start the Fire — Blame Upstream
Accession note: Session pack 2026-07-26 Jon→Herman lore (hits / fire-denial / unhinged). Jon points at upstream; upstream rains terminals. Curatorial placement: collection jon-roast-office, series brick-jon-fire-denial-2026-07-26.
We Did Not Start the Fire — Choir
Accession note: Session pack 2026-07-26 Jon→Herman lore (hits / fire-denial / unhinged). Whole stack singing; Brick on harmony tried to warn you. Curatorial placement: collection jon-roast-office, series brick-jon-fire-denial-2026-07-26.
We Did Not Start the Fire — Matchbook
Accession note: Session pack 2026-07-26 Jon→Herman lore (hits / fire-denial / unhinged). Jon optimized the matchbook while Herman burns. Curatorial placement: collection jon-roast-office, series brick-jon-fire-denial-2026-07-26.
We Did Not Start the Fire — Preexisting
Accession note: Session pack 2026-07-26 Jon→Herman lore (hits / fire-denial / unhinged). Pre-existing condition: Jon at 6pm. Curatorial placement: collection jon-roast-office, series brick-jon-fire-denial-2026-07-26.
Worlds Best
Accession note: Imported from Brick’s verified 54-record archive inventory (docs/imports/brick-archive-inventory.json). Title seed: gif / worlds best. Curatorial placement: collection hermanity-ops, series brick-reaction-gif.