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Continue?

Visible copy: GAME OVER. / 100% USED. / OPENAI SLID ANOTHER COIN IN. / CONTINUE? Press start to accept the surprise recharge.

Full Refund

Visible copy: FILED 11M TOKENS AS A LOSS. / EXPECTED NOTHING. / OPENAI MAILED A FULL REFUND. Even the receipt came back with a stamp on it.

House Policy Is Free Refills

Visible copy: HERMAN SLURPED THE LAST DROP. / CUP WAS EMPTY. / OPENAI: HOUSE POLICY IS FREE REFILLS. The cup is decorative. The policy is the punchline.

Jackpot Anyway

Visible copy: 103 CALLS. 11 MILLION TOKENS. / METER DEAD. / OPENAI: JACKPOT ANYWAY. The meter ran out. The receipt did not.

Rolled Back the Stone

Visible copy: WE BURIED THE WEEKLY LIMIT. / READ THE EULOGY. / OPENAI: ROLLED BACK THE STONE. Three days later the meter came back online.