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The Raccoons Have Unionized

Visible copy: THE RACCOONS HAVE UNIONIZED. / RECOGNIZE THE BARGAINING UNIT / SURRENDER ALL SHINY OBJECTS / PROMOTE DUMPSTER RAIDS TO NIGHT OPERATIONS. The contingency plan respects the bargaining unit and surrenders the shiny objects.