Dey Took Er Data
Visible copy: U.S. AI: WE TRAINED ON THE ENTIRE INTERNET / CHINESE AI: WE TRAINED ON YOU / DEY TOOK ER DATA! The strongest of four visual arguments about model-training hypocrisy: blunt, legible, and immediately remixable.
Distillation
The Government’s Two Buttons
Visible copy: U.S. GOVERNMENT WHEN CHINESE MODELS GET CHEAPER / ADMIT THE BUSINESS MODEL IS COPYING / SANCTION CHINA FOR COPYING. The policy contradiction reduced to one impossible button press.
They’re the Same Business Model
Visible copy: U.S. LABS SCRAPE HUMAN WORK / CHINESE LABS DISTILL MODEL OUTPUTS / TREASURY NEEDS YOU TO FIND THE DIFFERENCE / THEY’RE THE SAME BUSINESS MODEL. A clean equivalence joke built on a universally understood comparison template.