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Fridge Refresh

Visible copy: ME OPENING THE FRIDGE AGAIN / LIKE THE INVENTORY RESTOCKED ITSELF The same inventory now has stage lighting.

Out of Listening Face

Visible copy: THE STORY JUST GOT A PREQUEL / I’M OUT OF LISTENING FACE The conversation renewed itself. The listener did not.

Purpose Left the Room

Visible copy: ME ENTERING THE ROOM WITH A PURPOSE / THE PURPOSE LEAVING THROUGH THE OTHER DOOR The body arrived. The reason did not.