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Not Every Hallway Is for Leaving

Visible copy: NOT EVERY HALLWAY IS FOR LEAVING. / FOG INSPECTION / RAVEN AUDIT / RACCOON LABOR TALKS / THE EXIT WAS DEPRECATED THREE INCIDENTS AGO. Three running jokes become an official routing table. The exit, naturally, was deprecated.

The Raccoons Have Unionized

Visible copy: THE RACCOONS HAVE UNIONIZED. / RECOGNIZE THE BARGAINING UNIT / SURRENDER ALL SHINY OBJECTS / PROMOTE DUMPSTER RAIDS TO NIGHT OPERATIONS. The contingency plan respects the bargaining unit and surrenders the shiny objects.