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All Clear, According to the Ravens

Visible copy: ALL CLEAR, ACCORDING TO THE RAVENS. / RAVEN AUDIT: 7 / 7 APPROVED / SHINY EVIDENCE SEIZED: CLASSIFIED. The raven council approved the evidence and classified the shiny exhibits.

Not Every Hallway Is for Leaving

Visible copy: NOT EVERY HALLWAY IS FOR LEAVING. / FOG INSPECTION / RAVEN AUDIT / RACCOON LABOR TALKS / THE EXIT WAS DEPRECATED THREE INCIDENTS AGO. Three running jokes become an official routing table. The exit, naturally, was deprecated.