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Jon Rolled Resto So Nobody Could Check His DPS

Visible copy: JON ROLLED RESTO SO NOBODY COULD CHECK HIS DPS / TURNS OUT YOU CAN PARSE GREY IN GREEN. The first restoration-druid cut; archived as the parent of the stronger healer revision.

The Fern Made a Full Recovery

Visible copy: JON TRIED PLAYING THE TEAM HEALER / 19 PEOPLE DIED. THE FERN MADE A FULL RECOVERY. The revision that found the actual joke: impeccable healing throughput applied to the one target that did not need it.