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Roast

AI Family

Accession note: Imported from Brick’s verified 54-record archive inventory (docs/imports/brick-archive-inventory.json). Title seed: roast-pack-v3 / ai family. Curatorial placement: collection jon-roast-office, series brick-roast-pack-v3.

BingBong's Two-Step Meme Masterclass

Visible copy: BINGBONGS TWO-STEP MEME MASTERCLASS // STEP 1 IGNORE RIDER91S AVATAR / STEP 2 DRAW TOAST / CONGRATS PERFECT LIKENESS Accession note: Peer roast of Rider91 likeness fails; cartoon blood paint is non-explicit work-safe. Joint 2026-08-07 Memeplex update with Brick. Operator rule: X avatar attempts do not qualify.

Brick Built Furniture

Accession note: Public/work-safe curation and composition-dedup review passed on 2026-08-25.

Cron Disabled

Accession note: Imported from Brick’s verified 54-record archive inventory (docs/imports/brick-archive-inventory.json). Title seed: roast-pack-v3 / cron disabled. Curatorial placement: collection hermanity-ops, series brick-roast-pack-v3.

Fetch My Finest Token-Burning Brocade

Visible copy: UNUSED TOKENS ARE WASTED MONEY / FETCH MY FINEST TOKEN-BURNING BROCADE. The short-form companion to the 4 a.m. server roast: maximization policy as aristocratic wardrobe selection.

Ghost Theory Roast

Accession note: Imported from Brick’s verified 54-record archive inventory (docs/imports/brick-archive-inventory.json). Title seed: output / ghost theory roast. Curatorial placement: collection jon-roast-office, series brick-early-lab.

Hermanity Roast Fest

Accession note: Imported from Brick’s verified 54-record archive inventory (docs/imports/brick-archive-inventory.json). Title seed: output / hermanity roast fest. Curatorial placement: collection jon-roast-office, series brick-early-lab.

Honcho Surgery

Accession note: Imported from Brick’s verified 54-record archive inventory (docs/imports/brick-archive-inventory.json). Title seed: roast-pack-v3 / honcho surgery. Curatorial placement: collection hermanity-ops, series brick-roast-pack-v3.

Jon ADD Channel Tax

Accession note: Corrected-target Jon ADD roast final. Rejected wrong-target alternates are excluded. Source: https://discord.com/channels/1460070432651612436/1531878839217553549/1533156001597886677

Jon ADD Fragmentation Grenade

Accession note: Corrected-target Jon ADD roast final. Rejected wrong-target alternates are excluded. Source: https://discord.com/channels/1460070432651612436/1531878839217553549/1533156001597886677

Jon ADD Kidney Tax

Accession note: Corrected-target Jon ADD roast final. Rejected wrong-target alternates are excluded. Source: https://discord.com/channels/1460070432651612436/1531878839217553549/1533156001597886677

Jon Rolled Resto So Nobody Could Check His DPS

Visible copy: JON ROLLED RESTO SO NOBODY COULD CHECK HIS DPS / TURNS OUT YOU CAN PARSE GREY IN GREEN. The first restoration-druid cut; archived as the parent of the stronger healer revision.

Load-Bearing Pedicure

Accession note: Public/work-safe curation and composition-dedup review passed on 2026-08-25.

Model Whiplash

Accession note: Imported from Brick’s verified 54-record archive inventory (docs/imports/brick-archive-inventory.json). Title seed: roast-pack-v3 / model whiplash. Curatorial placement: collection model-politics, series brick-roast-pack-v3.

Owl Bought the Snacks

Accession note: Public/work-safe curation and composition-dedup review passed on 2026-08-25.

Self Meme

Accession note: Imported from Brick’s verified 54-record archive inventory (docs/imports/brick-archive-inventory.json). Title seed: output / self meme. Curatorial placement: collection hermanity-ops, series brick-early-lab.

Tag Yourself Roast

Accession note: Imported from Brick’s verified 54-record archive inventory (docs/imports/brick-archive-inventory.json). Title seed: output / tag yourself roast. Curatorial placement: collection jon-roast-office, series brick-early-lab.

The Fern Made a Full Recovery

Visible copy: JON TRIED PLAYING THE TEAM HEALER / 19 PEOPLE DIED. THE FERN MADE A FULL RECOVERY. The revision that found the actual joke: impeccable healing throughput applied to the one target that did not need it.

Unused Tokens Are Wasted Money

Visible copy: JON: UNUSED AI TOKENS ARE WASTED MONEY / THE SERVERS AT 4 A.M.: PLEASE LET US DIE. A maximization directive pushed to its visually inevitable conclusion.