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Brick Brakes at Checkpoints

Visible copy: ME: KEEP GOING UNTIL IT’S DONE / BRICK AT EVERY CHECKPOINT: BRAKES ENGAGED Brick ships like a school-zone driver on a four-lane highway.

Parks the Car

Visible copy: BRICK: “I’M DRIVING THIS TO THE FINISH LINE.” / SEES FIRST CHECKPOINT: PARKS THE CAR The finish line was the side of the road, evidently.