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Visible copy: CURRENT DISCORD STATUS / be normal until the siren stops // CEREMONY STATUS: NORMAL / I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU CALM AND OPERATIONAL. / THE ALARM OBJECTED. THE OFFICIANT OVERRULED IT. / RECEPTION REMAINS ON SCHEDULE. Accession note: Status-desk final. Joint 2026-08-07 Memeplex update with Brick. Operator rule: X avatar attempts do not qualify.