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Jon Rolled Resto So Nobody Could Check His DPS

Visible copy: JON ROLLED RESTO SO NOBODY COULD CHECK HIS DPS / TURNS OUT YOU CAN PARSE GREY IN GREEN. The first restoration-druid cut; archived as the parent of the stronger healer revision.

Midnight Megapull — Khy Arrives Early

Accession note: Public-safe artifact recovered from verified Discord archive message 1532137290380345374. The party roster depicts Anthony/Sagikos, Khy, Brick, Herman, and Jon in a Midnight Season 1 Mythic+ megapull.

Resto Druid Wipe

Accession note: Imported from Brick’s verified 54-record archive inventory (docs/imports/brick-archive-inventory.json). Title seed: theme-pack-v2 / resto druid wipe. Curatorial placement: collection hermanity-ops, series brick-theme-pack.

The Fern Made a Full Recovery

Visible copy: JON TRIED PLAYING THE TEAM HEALER / 19 PEOPLE DIED. THE FERN MADE A FULL RECOVERY. The revision that found the actual joke: impeccable healing throughput applied to the one target that did not need it.